Monday, August 10, 2009

Money Laundering (cleaning up the money bit)

So, read this carefully and please leave comments. I have a lot of experience being poor and dissecting pennies, so I thought I'd do a little math. 

I will be using the phrase "in the camp". This means using the shade structure, general camp conveniences and communal supplies ie water and propane. 

~~ORIGINAL Camp Fees *Van + Shade Structure* = $640

-4 people were officially in the camp. $640/4 = $160 per person

-5 people are now officially in the camp. $640/5 = $128

-Kevin now pays $128. With this $128, $32 is refunded each to Ian, Shaun, Andy, Sophia. This brings everyone's total for OCF (Original Camp Fees!) to $128. PS that math was $160-$32=$128.


~~NEW Camp Fees *Supplies*

- 5 people in the camp. $190/5 = $38 per person. Shaun is currently out-of-pocket $190 as he purchased all extra items (thanks for the BM errands!).

- Sophia will pay Shaun $38 on 8/30, unless he needs it earlier, in which case he can re-e-mail his address to her ;-)

-Andy is paying his $38 in alcohol, for he spent $160 on liquor to be shared at camp.

-Ian is free to drink as much of the $160 Alcohol Haul as he pleases, but it makes sense to still pay Shaun his $38 for the NCF (new camp fees!) in money, wine, sexual favors, or a combination of all three. In my experience they usually all go together.

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*phew* I hope that makes sense.

Meeting with Kevin on/around Friday to discuss the details (OCF + NCF = $166, Burning Man survival stuff, general tales of debauchery to lubricate the virgin)